do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person
the fact that girls can wear pants but guys cant wear skirts has confused me for most of my life
the fact that guys can walk around topless when it’s hot but girls can’t has frustrated me for most of my life.
yeah but guys in scotland can do both i mean
i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends